The Voices In My Head

gothiethefairy

marvel: ‘infinity war is the most ambitious crossover event in history’ 

me:

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miss-arcadia

It’s true! Especially given a) the technology they had at the time to pull this off, and b) that they had characters from TWO separate companies as opposed to different characters from the same comics publisher.

So yeah, Roger Rabbit wins the ambitious crossover award, hands down. Sorry Marvel.

vaiyamagic

The agreement with Disney and Warner Bros was that they could only use their biggest characters (Mickey and Donald, Bugs and Daffy) if the other corrosponding character had the exact same amount of screentime. This is why, in the movie, Bugs and Mickey are sharing scenes, and Daffy and Donald are sharing scenes.

its-pronounced-eye-gor

It’s also worth mentioning that every single animator in the industry that wasn’t already working on something was called in to work on this film. EVERY. SINGLE. ONE.

mythopoeticlicense

Didn’t they also have lawyers going through the script making sure that the number of words spoken by characters from each company totalled the exact same?

popwithatwist

Plus Porky Pig gets the last spoken line, but Tinkerbell closes the movie.

3starjammies

Also worth noting they were so strict about the screentime being the same that they had to have the exact same number of frames.

wonderlace19

And infinity war isn’t a crossover. Everyone existed in the same universe. It’s the only time they were all in the same room.

Oct 18 2019 • 133,719 notes

this-isnt-my-bra

Once my friend Henry was accused of wearing wireless headphones by a substitute so she said for him to hand them over so he took them off and handed them to her. Then later on she asked him a question and he didn’t respond so she said it louder and he still didn’t respond. She asked why he was not responding and he said “I can’t understand you ma'am, you took my hearing aids.”

lolodapsycho

HOLY SHIT

mamoru

one time we had a sub that was handing back papers and called my name. I asked if someone could grab it for me and she started mocking me for not even standing up. taunting me asking why I was not walking up to the front to get the paper myself.

my classmates went dead silent and after the sub’s laughter ended someone informed her that the wheelchair parked nearby belonged to me

silver-rayn123

I had a sub in English once, on presentation day. And everyone goes up and does their thing, and then its my turn. The whole time im stuttering and mixing up my words, having to stop and re-say my sentences. The rest of the class is used to this and claps. However, by the time its over, the teacher is 100% done.

Starts saying horrible thing about how im going to have to get over my ‘fear of public speaking’ and how she’s heard 8 year olds give better presentations (plus worse things but I don’t really member them). By then im in tears and on the brink of a panic attack, and then she starts telling me off for crying

The rest of the class is horrified. Then this boy stands up. He never been my friend and we never really got along, but he’d never bullied me. He told her in a pissed off, cold voice that in freshmen year I got a concussion and that I never really recovered from it, so all that was medical related and I couldn’t help it. Then he starts telling her off and the rest of the class joins him.  

The teacher is mortified and tries to cover her ass, but the whole class walked out and that boy took me by the shoulders and we all walked to the principles office and told him what had happened. Lets just say she isn’t teaching anymore.

Also, turns out that boy had a sister like me, who couldn’t really speak. We’ve been best friends for 8 years and i’ll be his best woman at his wedding next year. 

The moral is that Teachers, even subs, and adults shouldn’t scold kids before knowing the whole story, because shit like that can fuck up kids self-esteem for the rest of their life. 

quixylvre

When I was thirteen, I had to have spinal surgery. When my doctor said I was allowed to attend school again, he said I had to use a wheelchair when on school grounds. My first day back at school, my special-ed teacher had put up a banner in her classroom that read, “There is no elevator to success. You must take the stairs.” I asked what that meant regarding my wheelchair, and she gave me detention for “disrespecting her authority”. The next week she gave us a homework assignment to design a poster that could potentially be used as a Public Service Advertisement. On the due-date, I handed this in.

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My special-ed teacher was fucking OUTRAGED. She wanted me expelled for ridiculing her authority in front of the other students. The principal proclaimed my work to be “a masterpiece of satirical genius” and vetoed the special-ed teacher’s attempt to expel me.

siriusly-superwholocked-mcu

Reblogging this post yet again, this time for the masterpiece of satirical genius. Hope the teacher got in trouble.

Oct 18 2019 • 717,325 notes
aaronexplainsitall:
“ that-twink-over-there:
“ jover2013:
“ peony-peachh:
“ lambrini-socialism:
“ themorbidmedic:
“ evangeline-elena:
“ aubscares:
“ fun fact:
The last supper would have been more like this, according to tradition:
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so casual i love...

aubscares

fun fact:

The last supper would have been more like this, according to tradition:

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evangeline-elena

so casual i love it

themorbidmedic

a sleepover with jc and the boys

lambrini-socialism

Paul: Judas truth or dare??

Judas: dare

Paul: okay lmao I dare u to kiss JC

peony-peachh

Jesus: ok your turn peter truth or dare

Peter: truth

Jesus: would you ever betray me peter

jover2013

Peter:

Jesus:

(a few days later)

Peter: *betrays Jesus*

Jesus:

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that-twink-over-there

Jesus: *returns*

Peter: “Jesus… you’re back ?”

Jesus:

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aaronexplainsitall

this post gets more absurd every time it crosses my dash

Jun 25 2019 • 797,064 notes